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Itchy Vagina

I was at the Funeraria Paz from noon till late afternoon today interviewing dead folk for an investigative research paper I’m entitling “Blowjobs in the afterlife: A study on the sex lives of sinful souls”

I’m joking.

But yes, I did spend most of the day in a funeral parlor in Manila, writing bad verse for my empty journal. In between writing and fooling around with the cemetery-bitch, I played cry-wolf with a terrified three-year old. halavet.
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Penis Envy

Hey ho, hey yo
come to cum a party
come to cum a soul

I’m morbid like I’m hot
chinky, chinky, gook, gook

You think you’ll live forever
—you’re a second class act

You smell like Jo’ Malone
your wife IS Jo’Malone

You were swell in your twenties
You were whoring in you eighties

—But I loved you really muchly
hope you’ll love me till we part.